February 2012
“I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything...”
– Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via d-istances)
“I fall in love when I see instant noodles.”
– Zico (via d-istances)
Watchjoshishollywood:
When people write fuck like this: f**k
Dude, relax. It’s the internet
Bestfriend pictures
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
Normal Bestfriends:
Then there’s me and my bestfriend:
How people use their fans →
funniest10k:
Rich People
Poor people
Idiots
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Hi, I wanna date you & never break up.
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
Lilo: It's sandwich day, every Thursday I give Pudge, the fish, a peanut butter sandwich. And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said, "a tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?
Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is.. stinkin' tuna!
Teacher: Lilo why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
