Sapiosexual. 16. Single. Not that interesting.
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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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❝The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever❞
Nicholas Sparks

(via feellng)

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lostful:

faerifloss:

phyerfly:

delnrey:

sphvere:

modelblogue:

virgules:

Alex Turner’s love letter to Alexa Chung: "My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since well before any kiss."

Ahhhh

Fuck me he’s so beautiful

they’re so beautiful

☮ ˚✿ I’m following back until I reach my goal ✿˚ ☮

❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾Indie blawg❃ ❀ ✿ ❁ ✾

Ahhhhb

sooo jealous they are perfecttt <3
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travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

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nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I
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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

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❝Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.❞
— (via shadowmysweetshadow)

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli)

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YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD….
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.